Tuesday, May 26, 2009

More Kidisms....

Me: It's almost time to leave, I still need to get dressed, brush my teeth and put my eyes.....
Boy #3: You're eye tacks in!
Me: (laughing hysterically) Yes, put my contacts in.


Me: Eat two more bites of your vegetables.
Boy #2: Oh mom, you make my life so HARD. (This from 6 year old)


Boy #3: Mom, I think one of the Danish has a headache. (One of our many egg laying hens)
Me: Oh yeah, why do you think that?
Boy #3: Because she ran into the fence with her head.
Me: You are probably right, she probably does have a headache.


Boy #1: Mom, I went outside to let the chickens out of the hen house guess what? Mr. D was taking a piggy back ride on one of the hens. So you know what I did? I kicked him off because she couldn't move.
Me: (In hysterics) Well, Mr. D is trying to make babies with her.
Boy #3: Oh, ooops. I won't do that again.


Boy #2: Mom, you're scaring me.
Me: How is that?
Boy #2: It feels like we are going to flip. (We are driving around in the jeep and I had the right side of the jeep on a slope so we were tipped to one side)
Me: We're okay, I won't flip the jeep.
Boy #3: If we did flip we would get flip sick.


Grand Pooba said...

Geez, I hate it when I get flip sick!

And god am I glad that my eyes are good, I'd hate to have to put eye tacks in everyday!!

(oh your kids make me laugh!)

Frogs in my formula said...

Eye tacks? That is so cute. And I love the hen story--I laughed out loud.

The Cookie Girl said...

Eye tacks, flip very funny. Your kids are hilarious.

Tink said...

You have some very funny children.

Julia said...

More great quotes from your kids. The chickens keep on giving!

Christina said...

Kicking Mr. D....
I almost choked on that one!

Aunt Spicy said...

Thank goodness you did not get flip sick...I hate when that happens! Hilarious, what adorable children!

A Spoonful Of Sugar said...

How wonderful that you are recording the cute things your kids say! Wish I had done that:)

the ungourmet said...

It's so fun hearing the things kids come up with!

I love one about the chicken having a headache! :0)

Thanks for the compliments over my way. I just thought I wanted to summer it up a bit!

Roxane said...

Eye Tacks! Veggies complicating life! And hens with headaches! LOL your kids are hysterical

Ryan Ashley Scott said...

A piggy back ride... and he kicked hiim off! (I'm assuming Mr. D is a rooster and not a neighbor?)

These are so cute. I love what kids say.

GreenJello said...

Piggy back ride. Cute! :)

Yarni Gras! said...

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I don't know which is funnier, eye tacks for kicking Mr. D off!