Boy #3: You're eye tacks in!
Me: (laughing hysterically) Yes, put my contacts in.
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Me: Eat two more bites of your vegetables.
Boy #2: Oh mom, you make my life so HARD. (This from 6 year old)
Boy #2: Oh mom, you make my life so HARD. (This from 6 year old)
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Boy #3: Mom, I think one of the Danish has a headache. (One of our many egg laying hens)
Me: Oh yeah, why do you think that?
Boy #3: Because she ran into the fence with her head.
Me: You are probably right, she probably does have a headache.
Me: Oh yeah, why do you think that?
Boy #3: Because she ran into the fence with her head.
Me: You are probably right, she probably does have a headache.
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Boy #1: Mom, I went outside to let the chickens out of the hen house guess what? Mr. D was taking a piggy back ride on one of the hens. So you know what I did? I kicked him off because she couldn't move.
Me: (In hysterics) Well, Mr. D is trying to make babies with her.
Boy #3: Oh, ooops. I won't do that again.
Me: (In hysterics) Well, Mr. D is trying to make babies with her.
Boy #3: Oh, ooops. I won't do that again.
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Boy #2: Mom, you're scaring me.
Me: How is that?
Boy #2: It feels like we are going to flip. (We are driving around in the jeep and I had the right side of the jeep on a slope so we were tipped to one side)
Me: We're okay, I won't flip the jeep.
Boy #3: If we did flip we would get flip sick.
Me: How is that?
Boy #2: It feels like we are going to flip. (We are driving around in the jeep and I had the right side of the jeep on a slope so we were tipped to one side)
Me: We're okay, I won't flip the jeep.
Boy #3: If we did flip we would get flip sick.
13 comments:
Geez, I hate it when I get flip sick!
And god am I glad that my eyes are good, I'd hate to have to put eye tacks in everyday!!
(oh your kids make me laugh!)
Eye tacks? That is so cute. And I love the hen story--I laughed out loud.
Eye tacks, flip sick...so very funny. Your kids are hilarious.
You have some very funny children.
More great quotes from your kids. The chickens keep on giving!
Kicking Mr. D....
I almost choked on that one!
Thank goodness you did not get flip sick...I hate when that happens! Hilarious, what adorable children!
How wonderful that you are recording the cute things your kids say! Wish I had done that:)
It's so fun hearing the things kids come up with!
I love one about the chicken having a headache! :0)
Thanks for the compliments over my way. I just thought I wanted to summer it up a bit!
Eye Tacks! Veggies complicating life! And hens with headaches! LOL your kids are hysterical
A piggy back ride... and he kicked hiim off! (I'm assuming Mr. D is a rooster and not a neighbor?)
These are so cute. I love what kids say.
Piggy back ride. Cute! :)
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I don't know which is funnier, eye tacks for kicking Mr. D off!
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