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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Bloggers Beware!

Bully Alert, Bully Alert
All points bulletin:

There is a 6 year old running rampant and needs to be controlled. He is vocal beyond words, has an attitude a mile wide, can manipulate anyone into anything at will. Beware of this bully, he may lure you in and you won't even realize it......... until it is TOO late.

Description:
Height: 3' 8"
Hair: Brown, short
Eyes: Hazel
Wearing black jeans, red and black hockey type jersey and cowboy boots. Last seen tormenting kids younger than himself as well as older ones.

If you should happen to see said Bully do not approach, put your kids in the house and call the Bully Alert Hotline immediately.
1-800-888-8888

16 comments:

Debbie said...

Your only problem is that the description fits most bullies:)

Julia said...

You forgot the sputtering incoherently part. And/or speaking like the Marians from "Mars Attacks."

Roxane said...

::runs to her bedroom, locks door & hides under the covers:: eeek! tiny bullies are the worst

Christina said...

If you need help... try morse code, smoke signals, or maybe even telepathy.

Katherine Aucoin said...

I found you can get most bullies under control with PEZ! ;-)

Tara said...

LOVE the comment above....LOL!!!!!!! SO true....that's what i was going to say!

Grand Pooba said...

Well as I continue to pimp out my services, don't forget my new business as a hit woman. Bullies are my specialty so I'll give you a discount!

Julie said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog. Hope you catch your bully. :-)

Molly said...

I once got a little cousin of mine to behave when I acted crazier than he did. It totally worked but it was exhausting! He just started looking at me like "ooookay lady!" Haha!

Sheryl said...

Ok, create a velcro wall, put a velcro suit on said bully and let hang until attidude diminishes. Just Kidding....Thanks for visiting.

I am Harriet said...

Hi!
I'm just stopping by via SITS to say "hello".
Have a great day!

Frenzymom said...

Sounds like a bully I have. I'll keep an eye for your if you keep one out for mine.

Tammy said...

lol Too funny. People probably say that about my youngest!

Brenda Jean said...

I stopped by to welcome you to SITS! I'll be sure to watch out for this little bully and give him hugs and kisses before calling. Hey, it might work! If not, please come rescue me:)

Tiffany said...

Hope you can reign in the little bully!

Tink said...

I think everyone has given you some great advice. I'm sitting here laughing my butt off. I like Brenda Jeans advice, maybe the bully needs some extra love. You can't keep being mean to someone that is kind back to you?