Saturday, September 11, 2010

More words from the Kids

I figure today of all days we all need a good laugh.

All 3 boys:
"If you tickle my pickle, I'll give you a nickel."


A freind of Trevors:
"Hey have you ever been to Disneyland and gone on Space Mountain? Well when you go down really fast it makes my wrong spot fly."


Luke: Hey mom, look under there.
Me: Under where?
Luke: Ha ha ha, you said underwear!


Luke: Mom, what kind of bees like milk?
Me: I don't think any do.
Luke: Boo Bees. Get it? (Laughing uncontrollably)


Trevor: Mom can I watch a bit of TV?
Me: No, you had enough yesterday.
Trevor: What? There is nothing to do around here! I wish we had a bigger back yard!
Me: (laughing) You have 5 acres to run around on.
Trevor: 5 acres? We need a thousand!
Me: If you are bored on 5 acres you would be just as bored on a thousand.
***He doesn't know how good he has it. One day he will and think back to a time where he could be carefree.


We recently got a new puppy. She is a chocolate lab and her name is Scout. Ella, my niece, is playing with her and petting her and tells Luke and I this:

Ella: Her ears are softer than a bungee cord.


Julia said...

So, the pickle one is pretty bad. Glad I don't hear that one around here.

Tink said...

I just love your boys. You have such a great family.

Aunt Spicy said...

...sigh...wait till he graduates from colleges and try to find an apartment in new your city...his 300 feet of living space will remind him how amazing 5 acres is!

Just Plain Tired said...

Kids can say some of the funniest things, and the hilarity ensues.

TDawn Maddox said...

These really tickled me, thanks for sharing!

rachel... said...

SO funny! Tell the boys not to say that "pickle" one at school! And what the heck is a "wrong spot"??