More words from the Kids

I figure today of all days we all need a good laugh.
Enjoy!

All 3 boys:
"If you tickle my pickle, I'll give you a nickel."

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A freind of Trevors:
"Hey have you ever been to Disneyland and gone on Space Mountain? Well when you go down really fast it makes my wrong spot fly."

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Luke: Hey mom, look under there.
Me: Under where?
Luke: Ha ha ha, you said underwear!

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Luke: Mom, what kind of bees like milk?
Me: I don't think any do.
Luke: Boo Bees. Get it? (Laughing uncontrollably)

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Trevor: Mom can I watch a bit of TV?
Me: No, you had enough yesterday.
Trevor: What? There is nothing to do around here! I wish we had a bigger back yard!
Me: (laughing) You have 5 acres to run around on.
Trevor: 5 acres? We need a thousand!
Me: If you are bored on 5 acres you would be just as bored on a thousand.
***He doesn't know how good he has it. One day he will and think back to a time where he could be carefree.

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We recently got a new puppy. She is a chocolate lab and her name is Scout. Ella, my niece, is playing with her and petting her and tells Luke and I this:

Ella: Her ears are softer than a bungee cord.

Funny Bullies Suck on a Bike and other Random Thoughts

Today I needed a bit of randomness to round out the day. I am joining Keely over at The Un Mom.

Bullies Suck! My oldest was tackled and dog piled by a number of boys, a bit unprovoked. I know playing kickball can be pretty competitive and getting your turn to kick is ultra important. What these kids forgot to see is that one push can get out of hand very quickly.

Luke played a funny on me:
Luke: Mom, look under there.
Me: Under where?
Luke: Ah ha ha, I made you say it!
Get it? Underwear? He's such a card.

Was driving to school to pick up the boys and saw a great bumper sticker that said Gas Sucks, Ride a Bike. The irony? The lady driving the vehicle was overweight. Got a kick out of that.

Where did society go wrong? Very wrong! Kids of today have this unhealthy sense of entitlement. Like we OWE them. Owe them for what? We brought them into this world, don't they owe us? They owe us good behavior, good citizenship, manners, etc. I know it's up to us to teach them all that...and more, but those who don't are killin' me. An example: My youngest was at a birthday party, I picked him up and his first question? Where is my goody bag? I had to explain that he was there to celebrate a friend and their special day and the parent's are NOT required to hand out goodie bags. He wasn't happy about it,, but he got the point. Life doesn't hand you goody bags for showing up.

That's all I got for today.